You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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