Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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