So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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