well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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