He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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