She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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I have feelings that need drinking.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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