i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The ass gains better be worth it
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