Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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