I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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