love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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