Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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