so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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