Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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