i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize