Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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