We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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