but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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