Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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