Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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