Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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