chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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