can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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