i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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