Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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