did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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