At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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