if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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