drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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