Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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