then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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