No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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