she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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