the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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