are you still at the devil's house?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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