We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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