I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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