The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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