i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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