Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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