You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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