YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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