Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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