5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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