The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
ok first of all what the fuck
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