Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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