kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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