You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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