i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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