thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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