K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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